Ambien. No doubt about it.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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