That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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