if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
