I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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