I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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