She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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