What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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