Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
