READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this boner is exhausting
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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