im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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