OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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