toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What drink are we having for lunch?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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