North Korea, Best Korea!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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