the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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