I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We had sex on a dog bed..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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