i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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