im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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