I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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