??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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