so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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