My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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