Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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