You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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