If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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