no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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