So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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