awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your cock deserves a montage
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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