Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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