I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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