She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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