is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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