Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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