Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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