People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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