And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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