White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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