Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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