Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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