its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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