told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
should my penis look like a turkey
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have fence marks all over my body
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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