Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I want to make a zoo with you.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
two words: eviction party
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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