He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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