so that wasnt chicken after all
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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