If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
did i just pee glitter
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