Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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