Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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