yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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