Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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