the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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