Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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