Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
my liver is dry heaving
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