Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
