pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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