sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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