I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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