I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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